Aug 23
Records? Nah, give me some dolphins
Hi, my name is Michael Phelps. Winning gold medals bores me so I break world records instead. I started being unstoppable when I was 19, and although I am now 23, I plan on continuing to destroy the competition until I'm at least 27... possibly 31.
My opponents know they can't touch me, so they take their silver medals in stride. I'm sure they display these runner-up pieces on their mantels at home. Personally, I keep my golds in a shoebox because people know me. After all, I am the only swimmer in the world anybody can name.
K, I gotta go know and beat up some dolphins. ttyl.
Tags: beijing olympics, gold medals, Michael Phelps, Phelps